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Essays by Roz Warren

Welcome to Library Work
Snore Wars
Guess Where I Am
Hang Up and Get a Life
The Nursing Section For Me, Please!
Happiness is a Warm Gun
A Seriously Funny Vegetarian
Grabbing A Bite
Period Peace
Sex, Lies and Identity Theft
Everyone Has to Die, But Not Everyone Has to Die Going Over a Cliff on A Segway
Adventures in Frugality -- My Five Dollar Haircut
OMG! It's Terry Gross
I'm Dying! And I Didn't Make the Bed
The Surprised Bride
A Resolution for 2011: Know Your Money
Don't Call Him a Shooter. Call Him a Schmuck
"Game Time" Don't Call it Trivial Pursuit
Dogs in Tuxes
Why I Don't Bag My Groceries
Stone Soup at 15. Jan Eliot at 60.
Alzheimer’s Alert: Pour Yourself A Glass of Wine, Hop On The Treadmill and Read This Book! 
The Library Witch
Waiting for test results
Nina Paley: Animator, Cartoonist and Copyright Abolitionist
Need A Good Read? Independent is Best!
Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of a Prom Date
You Have The Obligation To Remain Silent
Pretty in Pink
You Can’t Take Smut With You
When Do They Serve The Wine?
Tina Fey’s Bossypants: Read It and Laugh
Missing the Funeral
The Psychoanalyst’s Daughter
I Googled Myself and Learned I was Dead
Will Write for Crabcakes
Fat Chance
Sempre Susan Book Review
Death Comes for Fluffy the Cat
Random Acts of Extraordinary Annoyance
Turbulence
Library Parking for Dummies
I FEEL GOOD ABOUT MY HANDS Book Review
ROZ CHAST BOOK REVIEW
SHOCKAHOLIC BOOK REVIEW